This week on Story & Craft, we launch our debut episode with one of the funniest guys I know. Craig Shoemaker is a comedian, actor, writer, producer, author and entrepreneur. He’s known by many as “The Lovemaster”, and has garnered a large following through his decades as a touring act, as well as through his specials on Comedy Central, Showtime, Netflix and Amazon Prime. He has received high praise and recognition throughout his career, including a couple of Emmys and an American Comedy Award. He’s now bringing the funny to offer up laughter as medicine. We celebrate the lives of Bob Saget and Louie Anderson, chat about the healing powers of “the funny”...and much more!
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
03:48 Navigating Comedy During COVID
05:24 The Impact of Cancel Culture
08:51 The Role of Laughter in Healing
13:36 The Evolution of Comedy and Society
29:01 The Distraction of Technology
40:45 Passing Down Values and Loyalty
41:22 Legacy and Remembering Loved Ones
43:45 The Joy of Storytelling and Writing
45:56 Challenges in the Writing Industry
50:03 Reflections on Bob Saget and Louie Anderson
54:52 Teaching and Spreading Laughter
01:02:58 Seven Questions
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This is what I try to get people to look inside.
There's where your answers are and you are funny.
You know, everybody thinks, oh, you're a stand up.
I don't have any training.
My training was my mom belly dancing my high school graduation party.
There's my training.
Welcome to Story Craft.
Now, here's your host, Mark Preston.
Well, here we are.
Debut episode.
Thank you for checking it out.
Story and craft has arrived and uh, my name is Mark Preston.
Maybe you know me, maybe you don't.
Uh, but a little handshake to get to know you here and uh, thank
you for, for joining the program.
Been, been working on this for some time now and finally, we get it off the ground,
taking off with our very first episode.
Um, now, right about here at this part of the show, usually, uh, I'm
going to just kind of check in with you and uh, see how you're doing.
Let you know what's going on with me and just kind of chat for a moment
But today I just kind of want to get after it I want to jump into our very
first episode because I had a lot of fun Craig Shoemaker first guest and
there's a reason why I wanted him to be the first guest known Craig for Gosh,
like 25 years or something like that.
He is a really really funny guy Uh, comedian, uh, of course,
actor, writer, uh, producer.
He's an author and even an entrepreneur.
Uh, he's known by many as the love master.
And if you are not familiar YouTube type in the love master.
Well, I don't know what's going to pull up.
Hopefully you're pulling up something from Craig Shoemaker, but I don't
know what happens on YouTube.
Maybe other things show up.
Not quite sure.
Here's the thing.
Craig has been on the scene for decades.
Uh, just making people laugh.
Uh, he has won Emmys.
He's won an American comedy award.
Uh, he's, he's still touring now.
He's also had a lot of, uh, specials like Comedy Central,
Showtime, Netflix, uh, Amazon prime.
And, uh, right now Craig is working on something pretty cool.
Uh, he's working on laughter as medicine.
Laughter is healing.
And I think that's such a, especially in the times we're
living in now, such a cool idea.
Uh, we'll discuss that.
Also going to talk about Bob Saget and Louis Anderson.
And I think you'll enjoy this episode.
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But today It's Craig Shoemaker day.
So let's get after it right here on story and craft.
Doing much better.
I got a cough drop in cause I got a little bit of a cough still.
Hopefully it wasn't the COVID, was it?
Yeah.
Oh no.
I'm so sorry to hear that, man.
But, uh, yeah, you got the, uh.
It wasn't
bad.
It wasn't that bad.
But you got the vaccine and all that.
So it was, it kind of kind of took the edge off a little bit, I guess.
Yeah, I'm just, I'm fine.
You know, it just, it hit me like a common cold, I guess.
I think more people have had it.
And don't know they've had it.
Uh, like my son had it barely bothered him, but he's still, I mean,
we're over about almost exactly a year later and he doesn't, he still
can't taste, uh, a hundred percent.
Yeah.
That did not happen.
I I'm fully, uh, fully full taste buds and a full smell.
And, uh, yeah, so didn't get me bad.
I'm not a guy that gets sick very, I haven't missed a day of
work in 20 years until last week.
So how things been going over the last, uh, my God,
since the pandemic, I mean, here you are knowing your vocation,
how have you been navigating going into clubs and stuff like that?
Has it been a kind of a challenge at all?
Challenge to say the least.
I mean, You know, I'm in a business where people are not socially distanced.
They're, they're, they're laughing, you know, spreading out those germs.
Spewing good stuff right at the stage.
Spewing, yeah, spewing on each other.
And, uh, people are afraid to go out and unfortunately my
audience in particular, which is.
No, over 40.
Are we really that age now?
It's like, yeah, we're at that age, we're at that age where the, when they're giving
you those statistics on people that end up in hospitals and, you know, it's,
it's us, you know, so I'm personally not dialed into that energy, that fear energy
at all, like that's not my jam, but I can't convince other people that that's,
you know, the way to live is to live the way to live is to laugh, you know,
live to laugh and what it does for your.
You know, we're healing.
Yeah, you literally, I have an organization called Laughter Heals.
Yeah, I meant to ask you about that.
How long has that been kind of an endeavor of yours?
About 20 years.
My friend got brain cancer, gave him three months to live, formed it.
And it's a, it's a, what's happened lately though, is if you've noticed,
The world is doing the opposite.
They're cutting out the laughter.
They're censoring the laughter.
They're canceling the laughter.
They're so on top of that, where that's like the mandate now is like, let's
find evidence to cancel another comedian for words that he said in the past
words that he or she says now, whatever it is, it's like, so we're letting.
You know, uh, corporations, you know, poison our water,
our drugs, opioid addiction.
That's okay.
They don't get canceled, but tell a bad joke.
Tell a joke that someone's offended by.
No one's offended by poisoning, toxicity, all this negative stuff, killing,
all of that we mindlessly accept.
And yet we're after the comedians, censorship.
You know, we're on a podcast.
I guess I can curse.
Indeed.
Yes.
You, you, you can't curse because some illusion is that
it's going to destroy lives because you said a word that's offensive
to someone because they've been programmed, but it's offensive.
So,
you know, it's ironic.
They'll pay for a ticket to a movie.
I want to shift the paradigm.
I mean, I really do.
I want to shift this paradigm into we.
Need to focus on the positive, on the laughter, on the joy, on the
happiness, pursue Happiness as they say you're supposed to but they're
really not about that at all.
That's actually a note I made to myself I want to ask you about
today the whole cancel thing But Bill Maher, I think has been kind of on
point talking about this talking about how you know Uh, I, I, along with my
kids, I, you know, trying to be as safe as possible during the COVID times.
Uh, but we've been vaccinated.
Now we're kind of at a point we got to get back to it.
But as far as what you're talking about, the whole cancel thing, what do you think
as far as let's go back in time, let's say a Sam Kenison, you know, the guys
that we were paying attention to in the eighties, they couldn't exist today.
You know, is it, is it the internet?
Is it just change?
I can't quite figure out what that is.
What is your take on that?
The internet definitely is a big impact
because now everyone has a voice.
You know, I used to spread the word about my shows through word of mouth,
through postcards, through, you know, I mean, this is how I built a career
and it was just based on talent.
Now it's based on trends.
It's, it's, it's not scalable, sustainable.
It's just, everything's temporary trends and fixes and temp fixes.
This is how we're operating right now, where we don't have a strong
base, a foundation of who we are.
So who we are is predicated upon a trend, or so what someone else feeds
back to you, the amount of likes you get.
So we've, we've taken our own sense of self.
I'm actually coaching this now.
I am so dedicated to this shift, this paradigm shift that
needs to take place right now.
To me, It's a spiritual rebooting call that we're going through right now.
That's what this pandemic has done.
This has taken all the politics and everything else and just, just
put it on steroids, and now you're either going to retreat, which
people are doing with distancing and masking and rules and mandates.
That's the retreat.
That's the response.
That's the fear response.
Or you can immerse yourself in truly becoming a better person,
a more healthy person, mentally, spiritually, emotionally, physically.
That's the direction that I choose.
And that's the direction I'm choosing to coach.
Now I'm working with clients, personal clients in classes, because Look, it's
great that I've done all this laughter.
I probably brought a billion laughs to people.
That's a really cool thing Absolutely.
It is but I can't rest on those morals.
I gotta go Okay, what was that all about that led to this that these experiences?
led to I get to share this gift now back.
I get to give it back.
Yeah.
But you're at that age now where you can kind of look back on the, in the
rear view and go, okay, now I've done this, this, this, and this, what's
that culminated into, you know, it's an opportunity now to kind of perspective.
Isn't that what age gives you a little bit more perspective.
And I was thinking about the comedians that I was, especially, um, gosh,
just in the last, A couple of months you have Norm Macdonald, Bob Saget,
Louis Anderson, you know, you know,
yeah,
you know, these are guys who, who, who in the, I'm not saying
they're necessarily on the Mount Rushmore of the eighties comedians, but these
are guys that had a tone and had a vibe.
And it seems like now comedians, I mean, there's a lot of great guys out there.
Don't get me wrong, but it seems, everything seems more homogenized.
Does that make, does that, does that, you know, it makes
sense.
It makes sense in a way.
And I.
I tend to sort of go that way sometimes, but then I step back and
I, I look at, it could be one of those cases where we're going the good
old days and all this kind of stuff.
Like you asked me a question a lot of people ask me, like, could
kinesin or rickles even exist today?
The answer is absolutely yes.
And they do exist today.
They are constantly, there are comedians pushing the envelope constantly.
They're just, they are the Kennisons of today.
The Richard Pryors of today.
They still do exist.
There's a pushback though, from society.
And like I said, it's a cancel of actual laughter and comedy,
because what that is, is you're really tapping into your true self.
And the corporations, the people in charge, the system, the paradigm
that's in charge right now, they don't want you to be yourself.
They don't want you to have this power within that we all have.
They don't want this light and levity.
They want to control that so that you get in their line.
I'm writing a new book called to get out of line and get out
of line and into alignment.
And if we're in our own alignment, that's going to inform what we laugh at.
That's going to inform where we gravitate towards, where we, where our energy goes.
That's what will dictate it when we're in the line.
But we're out of these lines because we're in their line.
They tell us where, how to get in line.
Now.
Now the, the mandates and the rules lately, really, you know, it started with
TSA by the way, which is a bunch of crap.
You know what I mean?
Like, uh, oh, you can have four ounce, three ounces.
You can't have four ounces of, of a, of a liquid.
I mean, all of this, you know, 'cause one guy with shoes that were
gonna explode, but it really didn't.
So everything is in chaos and disarray.
And then I, you know, I talk about like, when I'm on the
tarmac, get off your cell phone.
I said, why?
You know, well, you're going to interfere with the radio waves from the tower.
I said, meanwhile, there's 900 people, you know, 50 feet away in
the airport on their cell phone.
But 8B took the plane down, you know, like he's trying to back up, going, I'm
trying to back up 8B, you know, you're interfering with, it's so ridiculous
when you break these things down.
It doesn't make any sense, but we don't have the wherewithal anymore, the common
sense, the new thought to actually break something down to what it really is.
This whole pandemic has been There's a lot of corruption going on here, and we
don't even want to research it because now they have a new word called Misinformation
or they have a new word the old word that the CIA came up with is Conspiracy
theory you get that label affixed to you.
It goes in the Internet And bye bye conversation.
Yeah.
There's that whole cancel a thing that's going on.
That didn't, I don't remember that ever being a thing.
I think most people like, Oh, that was kind of ridiculous.
Whatever onto the next thing.
Now it's now don't get me wrong.
There's some people doing some knucklehead stuff that probably do
need to be called out occasionally.
But I mean, I, when it comes to comedians, I look back to, um.
George Carlin.
Uh, I remember when people said, well, he's just really snarky and,
uh, he's just, you know, he's old boy.
Was he right?
Huh?
You know, when he, it's almost like he had this predictive sense of
what was, what we were heading into.
I think, because I think comedians almost have in a, in a way, a social commentary.
It's not a responsibility, but, uh, you know, if you're a comedian, You're
not beholden to, you know, I, after I worked in media for years, I don't think
anybody ever told me to say something or not say something, but most certainly
if you keep going one direction too far, they're going to try to reel you back in.
Sure they did.
They have an FCC.
They control you.
That's true.
Yeah.
There's seven words you can't say.
Absolutely they did.
There's way more than seven words.
It's, it's amazing to me, but if there's money behind it, Like, if
I talked about, on your radio show, one of your old radio shows, right?
If I talked about boners, erections, you would, you would go, Okay, it's a
family show, that would be your response, that's your conditioned response.
If you cut to a commercial with a, with erectile dysfunction,
Because there's money behind it.
People are so mindlessly accepting of this with people in separate tubs.
I got to explain to my kids or what an erection is.
I have to explain to my kids now, but if I joke about it, they'll
throw me off the air or I do the love master with innuendos, you know,
the year baby, you know, it's all the, yeah, I'm doing a love master.
People go, Hey, it's a family show.
I said.
Family show.
How do you think you have a family?
If I have a family from sex, you had sex.
Did you, you know, here's a guy that's joking about it.
They'd say in the
morning shows, you couldn't do that.
But the irony is that's when the parents have the most control over the
radio, if they're in the car, they can manage, you know, what the kids here.
They said, well, it's safe Harbor after 7.
PM, you can do pretty much whatever you want.
And that's the time the parents have no control over the radio.
The kids are in the room listening to whatever.
So, you know, the rules weren't really balancing out to the, the intended.
Intent, you know, but who's coming up with the rules?
A bunch of white guys in Washington.
Yeah
Yeah, what's who comes up with the rules and the rules
are all about control That's what the rules are about if you dissect the
rules if you jump back on the rules you go Okay, what's this really about?
This is about they're trying to control me this whole thing with the pandemic
I couldn't go into an open park You know, and they, that was the rule,
like, like they were throwing me out of parks and golf courses, you know,
with all this open space and vitamin D and sunshine, none of it made sense.
But if you say something about it, you're a conspiracy theorist, you're a rebel,
you're, you're not doing your duty, you know, because they decided that this
would be your duty is to stay indoors.
And that's what, it doesn't make it right because they're, because it's a mess.
You know, mandate.
It doesn't make it right.
Well, you're living in Los Angeles.
You've had kind of a front row seat to a probably more regulations in this.
So, I mean, we all kind of were at the beginning.
We're like, okay, what do I need to do to make sure I'm safe?
Family safe.
The people around me are safe.
Then the data started rolling in.
And then you, okay, the vaccine came out.
We did what we should do.
Um, you know, it made the most sense.
By the way,
the vaccine came out.
And people acted like it was a panacea and everybody still gets sick.
And then, and then they go, and then they, then they hear from the, you know,
the powers that be, well, it's sick, but you won't end up in a hospital and die.
You know, so everything completely keeps flipping and flipping and changing.
But what doesn't change is we're empowering these people to dictate
how we live a healthy life.
And there's nothing about, this is why you were talking about Bill Maher earlier.
I'm not a fan of him personally.
I, I, he's, he's really not a nice guy.
I like nice people.
He's not a nice guy.
I've known him for 40 years.
Not a nice guy.
Not my jam.
You know, we don't hang, but I watch his show and I cannot believe some of the
things that he's saying that I'm feeling.
And that's what comedians do is we are curtain pullers like
Toto and the wizard of Oz.
And we're going to show you the charlatans.
You're not going to like it.
That's the best
way to put it.
Why did you wait?
Oh, I just saying that you're social commentary, but no, I think pulling the
curtain back and actually kind of, okay.
It's a really raw look at what's going on in the world.
I met George Carlin.
That's what he did.
We examine in a way that has freedom to it.
You know, we have the freedom.
We are artists and we answer to something within.
We don't answer to the out, outside.
Most people listen to the outside, outside forces that dictate
how you feel, how you think.
I mean, even the cursing is all dictated by them.
It's ridiculous.
If I called you a sniff now.
In my language, that could be the worst F word ever.
It means nothing to you.
You're laughing.
I just called you a snuff nut.
You have no idea what that even means, but in my language from some
FCC and my other European language or whatever it is, that could be the
worst thing that's banned from the radio, but it doesn't mean anything.
It's all the meaning we put to it that they put to it.
You know, Penn and Teller did a great episode of
their TV show, Bullshit, where they talked about language.
That was, it was, oh God, it was such a great episode.
It just, at the end, you're going, yeah, that is kind of silly.
I mean, people will complain, but go pay money for a movie ticket.
Where?
There is all manner of colorful language, you know, it's like, well, yeah, I
think right now that people, I think in general, both sides of the aisle, the
political spectrum, whatever, you know, I think that everybody having grown up,
you know, in a kind of more liberal side, grew up more conservative area in Texas.
And I think, I think what's happened over the course of years is, you
know, people feel more and more car blush to tell you how to, to live.
You know, and to me, comedy was kind of that freedom.
You go into a comedy club, this kind of dark space.
That's, you know, you grab a beverage, maybe a cheese stick or whatever, you
know, a 20 basket or whatever they're selling you and you can sit back and you
can kind of just department and you kind of could laugh at yourself a little bit
and look at, look at, look at.
How people resist even going.
They'll pay a lot of money for a prescription of a drug that
was manufactured with chemicals.
You have no idea what's really in them.
You don't know if they're addictive.
They've obviously caused deaths and deaths and deaths.
And that's okay.
You'll pay any amount of money.
But ask for a 25 cover charge for laughter being the best
medicine, coming for your medicine.
There's your pharmacy.
And how people resist.
It's the, it's the last on their list.
We're essential workers with medicine, and yet comedy clubs closed down.
We had to go Zoom, we had to adjust, and here we are just wanting to offer
something that's an alternative to what you're getting on the news.
The news is 24 7 fear.
And then they have the commercials.
Every commercial has to do with the fear that they just gave you.
The anxiety they just gave you.
It's this, we got your fix for you, but the fix is never joy,
laughter, happiness, levity, laugh.
It's never the answer.
Cause laughter is more relief.
And I think what they're looking for is passion.
Uh, I, I'm teaching, I teach, you know, voiceover to many
students over the last 20 years.
And one of the things I talk about, I said, Passion motivates and advertising.
You look at a, they say sex sells, you know, what really sells his passion.
You know, I mean, you look at a political ad, you know, it makes
you angry or inspired or fearful.
And over the course of years, I've learned and the people that I've
watched that I admire, you know, the whole idea is kind of distilled down
to make decisions from love, not fear.
And you're probably going to be in a better place.
And to me, the, the, uh, when you talk about laughter,
That is, what is that relief?
This is serotonin, not serotonin.
Uh, what, what is it when they say dopamine, dopamine, and, you know,
laughing for me, uh, or just experiencing it, it's kind of a, it's a relief.
It's a weight off the shoulders.
And I can't think of any time that's more applicable or needed
than over the last couple of years.
To talk about one more Bill Maher note, one of the things he keeps talking
about, I wish more people would.
The comorbidities with, with COVID.
Talk about people who are, you look at people that are of a certain
age, who haven't been vaccinated and are overweight, 90 percentile
range, but take the vaccination
out of it.
Take that vaccination out of it.
We are unhealthy.
Oh, indeed.
Here's the other thing.
I, I peeled this one back that no one wants to hear about.
People talk about Fauci has been there for all these administrations.
What does that tell you?
He's also overseen the worst.
Health in the history of the United States for 30 years.
We've declined.
Does anyone want to talk about that?
You're going to call me a conspiracy theorist.
That's just the fact that we are more overweight.
We're obese.
We have diabetes, all of these things that are self inflicted because we
eat these horrible foods and we're not, we're encouraged 24 seven.
The biggest people with all the money have crap that they're selling us.
We're literally eating crap.
And yet comedians are going to get canceled.
Don't go see this comedian because they told a bad joke, you
know, you can have a bad burger.
You get food poisoning.
We all have food poisoning, right?
Now you'll go right back to the place.
But, but you get a bad joke and you're done with that comedian.
I remember I said something political once and this guy
goes, I'll never watch you again.
I'll never pay a dime for you.
Because I said one thing.
That he didn't understand and he didn't have the wherewithal to look
within himself or examine it closer or even have a conversation about
what it was that bothered him.
He would just much rather, which we're taught now, just abandon yourself.
Just abandon everything.
Just to go with the party.
I was, I watched this movie King Richard.
Did you see King Richard?
Uh, no, I have been
wanting to see it though.
Well, there's a, there's a scene where a guy has a gun
to his head and it's a gang member, and he, and he, I said, smoke 'em.
Smoke 'em.
And I thought to myself, you know how we look at gangs?
We go, oh, that's so horrible.
And I thought to myself, you know what?
That's what people do every day.
Religions do it.
You're going to smoke people that smoke, metaphorically, whether
it's killing them literally, or just killing them figuratively.
We're taught to get rid of things instead of, like, having compassion,
having an understanding, all that.
That's what we're taught.
Smoke them.
So we're all in gangs now.
Right wing, left wing.
Smoke the other one.
If I say one thing, It's outside of my alleged party.
Oh, look at you.
You're, you know, you're, you're, oh, you joined the other party.
Do you have any thought, you know, who's telling me this, do you have
any thought that's outside of your box that you're in, that you're fed all
of this information and you're fed the information to go smoke them, smoke them.
That's what we do in gangs now.
Religions do
it and parties do it.
Party politics.
That's what they do.
Well, I mean,
we're more than binary.
You know, I think that's the, the big screw up in our society is that
you're either this or you're that.
Yeah.
There's gray area.
And as we grow, as it develops.
Remember, that's like one of the things that kids think
black and white, good and bad.
Well, there is gray area, you know, people want to make decisions.
They want to put you in a box.
I don't know the cycle.
I'm no psychologist.
Give me a six years.
I'll go, I'll get a degree.
Um, but no, to, to break it down, what, what exactly, uh, is going
on, what has kind of changed.
I remember when you're when I was younger, you could disagree with people
politically like, ah, you're full of it.
Whatever.
Let's go grab a beer, you know?
And that's kind of where it stopped.
Now it's a rage thing.
And I think that when you talk about laughter, you talk about humor, you
talk about the levity that that brings.
I think there's, there's kind of a balanced diet of emotions
that we have on a daily basis.
And if all of it's kind of, especially last couple of years, fear and stress
and everybody's been dealing with it.
And then you don't have that levity, you don't have that, even if the, even if
the supposed comedy is kind of gnarly.
Uh, I think it's going to put us in an overall bad spot for being able
to be empathetic to one another.
Oh,
absolutely, and you're cancelling your own joy.
You're just cancelling, that's what you're doing, is you're
going, I'm going to limit my joy.
There is no limit to joy and happiness, there's no limit.
We live in abundance.
But the world will tell you that you live in limitations and you live in their walls
And you must go under their rules and don't defy their rules where Comics what
I love about being a comic is we are true independence We listen to a creator within
ourselves and that's what informs us.
That's what you know Has us speak that's what has us speak our
mind our thoughts whatever it is.
We are expressing it freely See What's happening now, you know, this
whole Joe Rogan thing is exploding.
I'm going to tell you what it is.
People are afraid to hear a different perspective than
they're pounded with daily.
They're pounded with something daily.
So they are afraid.
And this guy has brought in tremendous fear because he has like two or
three guests on that went against the norm, which is absolutely abnormal.
He had guests on.
And that's what he's guilty of to me We should encourage him to have guests
that have another voice and go research the voice go see if you know See if they
indeed are frauds or whatever it is But to cancel him is you're just cancelling
an entire side of yourself that you don't want to see You don't want to see
that you might have been fooled people people have such egos that they can't
say to themselves You know, I got fooled.
I have to tell you i'll be i'll admit something to you right now You Major,
I became, I was a conservative, raised a conservative, and this is a label
by the way, I don't even like labels, but just for lack of another term.
Went to liberal, I can tell you the exact day that it happened.
And I became a liberal because of my empathy, because I believe that
liberals, that was their jam is, you know, everybody's included and, you
know, humanity and, you know, it doesn't matter color, you know, but all that
kind of stuff, that's what I'm about.
That's my heart sings to me.
So nobody can convince me otherwise, but the difference is I have now left the
liberals because what they're as guilty of as the others is empowering people.
Empowering people to dictate how they feel, how they think.
They're just as guilty, they're just as guilty as labeling, cancelling,
gang, gang thought, all of that stuff, the liberals are now guilty.
So I am right, and I have my own party, it's called Centered.
I'm centered in me, I'm centered in what, I'll pull in my
own information from within.
a lot of what I do.
So I'm out of the party.
Cause everybody goes all in, they go all in.
And like, I'll say something that I said to a guy, I go, well, how
come if I question like some of the stuff that's going on now?
I said, what, why do people freak at me?
He goes, cause they think you're a Trumper.
So that's where we are now.
That's where we are now.
So we, Oh, that label gets affixed to you.
And if you're not a Trump or that's not a good thing to be a
Trump or, you know what I mean?
So you're, so we're divided so much so that there's no conversation going on.
You can't get any better.
If you can't have conversations, if you can't, you can't get any better
until you listen to creative artists.
One of the things I was curious about is when you go
to the, when you're doing a show at a club now, how have cell phones
changed the way you do comedy?
Uh, is it, is it, does it, does it put you on edge a little bit knowing that somebody
may whip out the camera, just film the five seconds that they pull out of context
and it's gonna, it's gonna ding you?
You're right.
Um, it's changed it in a, in a number of ways and I, and,
and not, and not good ways.
Um, there's also the, just the, the distraction of can
we all be together as one?
Because, so I, when I perform, I take people like a, like a orchestra leader,
and everyone is in the orchestra.
Every person is important in that audience.
So if you have someone who goes solo, goes rogue, they're off, they're
texting something, you know, they're out, they're out of the orchestra.
You now do not have harmonious moment because they take you out of it.
One person can do it by the way.
So now with cell phones, it's a distraction.
It's taking you off of your, like, I love to conduct this beautiful
symphony is amazing to me.
And, you know, you've maybe seen my shows and this is not
in a braggy way, but I get.
You know, everybody says I get the, I'm the only one that gets standing
ovations, just about every show.
And you know, your club owners tell me that waitresses, waiters, the reason
is, this is not like I'm some, you know, great talent, but the reason
is I conduct it like that, like that.
We're all one.
We are in this together and bring them into that force, that force field.
So that genuine energy flow, which is what I teach when I coach, So if you're
in that genuine flow and you take yourself out, so now what they've done
is, so I'll stop the show by the way.
And I'll say, Hey, what are you doing?
You know, I've, you know, I do whatever I can do to get them off of
this cell phone, but now guess what?
Mark, they have, they said, I'm just ordering.
So now they order with their son.
So as much as that's a nice convenient thing, you don't have to chitter
chatter of waiters and waitresses.
Now you've got these bright lights.
I, I, you know, they have on their crotch.
I said, it looks like a smurf has giving you head with this blue light.
I said, you know, I, so it's just taken us away from, the goal is
to, we're having a night off.
We're having a night off of distractions.
We're all one, we're all unified there.
There's no political party, there's no religion, there's no judgment.
There's no labeling.
We're just in this and that's what I love to do and the cell phones take you
away But you know these days some of the bigger comedians that have more power
They have you put this, the phone in some sort of like a purse or whatever,
and you get it later because they're so afraid of their stuff being recorded.
Yeah,
you know, it's almost the same thing of going to a theater now.
Yeah, it's great having a big 75 inch TV, watch your stuff, you stream it
at home, but there is that communal feeling when you go to the theater.
It's a communal feeling, yeah.
Yeah, when you go, when you're around other people.
That's exactly right.
And by, and by the way, you know what really
bothers me is when they film you, And I've been guilty of it as well.
Like I went to, you know, my friend, REO Speedwagon the other
day and I'm filming, I'm, I'm going, what am I going to do with this?
Am I going to like have a film night at my house and go, let's watch, let's
watch me on my iPhone so I can show you what good seats I had, you know,
and let's go listen to this through the iPhone, through a television, you
weren't even there for the experience.
When is it ever going to be shown?
This is how silly we've become.
It's, it's, it's ridiculous that we film.
So now you're detached.
You're getting all your spacing it, you know, okay, let me zoom or whatever it
is, instead of taking in this music, taking in this art, taking in this comedy
for what it is in its natural form.
You're now getting in the way of that.
So I don't want to be the cranky guy, you know, here.
I do want to encourage people to take a pause for yourself.
Get off of it for just that hour and a half.
I do a 90 minute show.
Just join me.
Just take 90 minutes.
Well, you've got young kids.
I've got a point.
I'll snap a couple pictures and then I'm done with my phone.
Then I'm watching whatever is going on back.
My kids are in their late teens now, but when they were younger, if you're
sitting there with a phone, you're videotaping their play or whatever.
It's like, it reminds me of that scene from daddy's home and the lady on the
stage before performance like, okay, everybody, don't worry videographer,
you can get it after the show.
And then, you know, every parent just whips out their
iPad or the phone or whatever.
If you are looking at it through your phone, you're not looking at it.
And experiencing it and you got to trust your memory a little bit.
You're not experiencing it.
You're not in the moment You're teaching your kids not to be in the moment.
You're by the way the kids this is the funny thing is look I'm guilty of it.
I have never had one of my kids say Let's have family movie night.
Let's see me in that pool when I was four years old.
Nobody's ever done that.
I keep souvenirs for them.
It's just projection because I'm thinking this is what I would have wanted.
They don't, I have game balls that they, I said, let's have a garage sale.
And I look and there's a pile of game balls.
You know, it says Jackson Jew maker, you know, number one today.
He's like, just give them, just sell them.
He doesn't care.
They don't care about any of this memorabilia.
They don't care about any of this.
Because that's the way they've been raised.
So we were raised, and we're projecting our own stuff onto them.
I mean, I think years down the road they'll have perspective
and go, Man, maybe I don't want that.
I don't agree, because I've been asking, and
I've been checking this out.
I don't agree.
It's, it's a different society that we're in right now.
There's so much of it.
They've already been, been, been bombarded by posts.
By, you know, the seeing it, the, you know, lot, all that.
That is true, yeah.
They don't have this longing to have, because it's a big bombardment anyway.
I mean, it's like, which ones do you choose to show them?
Which ones do they want to look back?
Everything has been documented now, as opposed to think about you.
Think about you.
Have you ever seen a video of you when you were younger?
I've got like three.
Three, maybe, maybe, and wish,
I do say, I wish I had some more, and you know what I wish I
had more of, is more like family stuff.
Like people that are no longer with us, you know.
Like, you know, grandparents around talking about whatever.
I wish I had some of that kind of stuff.
A little bit of that.
But as far as me, I got pictures, I know what I look like, I know what
kind of goofball I was, you know.
It's how you,
it's how you felt though that's the most important thing.
Uh, precisely.
You know, I, I was talking to a client this morning and, Um, You
know, I was, I was, um, you know, I do, I do psychic work as well.
You know, that's what makes a really good comedian is we have very deep empathy
that we can see even into the past.
And I saw into her past.
And one of the things that happened for her was.
She stopped being her true self at a certain age.
She stopped being a child and had to grow up really fast.
And a lot of people do have that happen where it's like, you're forced to grow up
and you're forced to take things serious.
And you're forced to cancel your laughter happens at a very early age.
You're taught not to be silly in class, right?
Yeah.
I think it all, can it also happen when, uh, going through a traumatic
relationship, going through traumatic experience, and you kind of,
yeah.
You kind of shift all your focus to the new paradigm and
you kind of leave something behind.
You weren't loose.
You weren't really supposed to leave that behind you.
That's who you are.
You know, it's who
you are is light and levity and laughter.
So you know what I did with her?
I call her name's Beth.
I call her Bethy because Bethy was when she was that girl who was just
all about love and light and happiness.
And then it stopped and she giggles every time I call her Bethy.
Marky, uh, Marky, see you even giggled it.
So, but that's when we're kids, when we're called with the E or the end, you
know, then we become adults and it's Elizabeth or Beth or whatever it is.
I said, no, let's bring back that child like essence that we all want.
You know, kids laugh 200 times a day and adults laugh 20.
So why don't we go catch the kids?
You know what I mean?
Is that
like you grew up in a Philly and I know you still keep
up with a lot of your friends.
Isn't it great when you get together with your friends and
they're still referencing it.
I talked to a good friend of mine last night.
I've known him 30 years.
He's kind of retired now and talking to him, man, that's like
a zips you right back to that.
To get your head space and those people you can't be asked because they know
where your bodies are buried, you know, they know you and that's that's
a really, uh, I know you got, you got friends back home in Philadelphia.
You, you, you stay in touch with them and they kind of keep you grounded
to kind of keep you from getting a little bit too full of yourself.
I'm sure.
Well, the other thing they do is there's your videos.
The videos are through stories.
And I'd much rather recall a story with them with laughter.
Again, there's one of the things I coach is I say, tell me about some
stories about you and your friends.
And everybody has those stories.
We all have, our best friends are the ones that make us laugh and bring us joy.
Are our best friends the ones that tell us, you know, Uh, that we're telling a bad
joke, or telling us that, that we should be cancelled, or we should join a certain
party, or we should listen to this.
Are they our best friends?
No.
They're not our best friends.
They're trying to control us.
Our best friends are just simply We don't care about politics.
We don't care about the outside world that's chosen for us.
We care about our world that we create together and we have fun.
I get together.
I swear my family, I'm sure very sick of the stories that when I get together with
the uncle, uncle Saram, you know, but.
We will tell these stories till we are dead, you know, and I was about to ask
you, do you tell your kids, do you sit down and do something
like I take my kids, I grew up going to South Padre Island on the South
Texas coast and I took my kids there.
It's become a kind of a done it a few times, uh, Christmas time, New
Year's, we take them down there and when I go to a restaurant or I see
a thing, it'll bring back a memory.
Yeah.
Uh, 40 years ago.
Yeah.
And I'll tell, I, I, I don't know if they're like, oh, that's cool.
I'm getting insight into my daddy.
Or if it's like, Jesus, here we go again.
I've heard this story five times.
, you know, well,
I, I don't know the, I, you know, it's funny, I've
had that same introspection as I, I wonder, but I'm going to continue
to do it because that's who I am.
And by the way, the results are, they come, sometimes
the results sneak up on you.
Like, where do you wanna go on vacation?
You know what both kids told me.
One of them said, I want to go, whatever our vacation is,
I want to go to Pizza City.
That's the pizza parlor I grew up with, and Tony is still there,
and that's where he wanted to go.
Like, literally, you could, I was like, where in the world do you want to go?
You want to go to Ireland?
You want to go to Africa?
What do you want to do?
I want to go to Pizza City in Philadelphia, this small,
tiny little pizza shop.
It's 60 years old.
And that's what he wants.
And then my daughter says, I want to go to the Jersey Shore.
That's where I grew up going.
So we live 3, 000 miles from there in California with
beaches and everything else.
And we go to the Jersey Shore.
So it is an answer to your question is it, it gets into them because it's tradition,
it's something that's very simple,
something they're connected to, you know,
it's, I think they want that.
Yeah,
exactly.
There's a connection that's there and it's a connection to dad.
It's a heart connection.
They, they are, oh, those are, oh, My friends are their uncles
and aunts and they know this.
It's loyalty.
It's something that you cannot teach.
And my son to this day, the oldest son, 23.
Oh, he says, one of his biggest things is he has his, he is, he says,
I have my Saram is his friend Cade.
I've got my Frank.
And that's his friend Shay.
You know, he has those for life.
And he said, if anything, I passed on to him, it was to value these things that are
indeed.
Indeed.
Yes.
And it doesn't matter who Frank, who just passed
away, by the way, last week, one of the saddest moments of my life.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I'm unbelievable.
I mean, I just, it was such a shock and you know, and all the memories that
came up and, you know, at the funeral and people speaking, it was all about,
How beloved he was because he was always a giving person and that's his
energy that he brought and instilled in others and he was beloved and that's
what's the phrase Native Americans
have that that you die two deaths one uh when you're physically
you die and the second is the last time somebody mentions your name and
you know being I'm Jewish and I we have there's hardwired into that as
well you Keep talking about people.
It keeps them alive and tell my kids about what would be their great grandfather,
my grandfather learned so much from him.
And I just keep talking, going, you know what I kind of, uh, maybe you're
getting to that space in life also is what, what are you, uh, leaving?
What lessons are you leaving?
What's your, what's your legacy or what, you know, you get all
highfalutin and it really boils back down to like, how do you, yeah.
How do you want, at least for my kids.
How would you like to be remembered?
How do you want to be remembered?
It's like, I want to be remembered for how I make people feel.
And if I can inspire, uplift them, make them laugh, then
I've done my job on the planet.
And, and by the way, when I talk about my grandmother, I don't do tell some
phony story of, you know, honoring her.
I tell the story about her being drunk and passed out on the, on the floor.
And my kids imitate her to this day.
They've never met her.
You know, they never will.
Is this
one with a loose joint?
I picked her up.
Oh yeah.
With the joints.
She was
a
trip
man.
And I'm going to talk about her and that's how I honor her is she was not.
A grandmother that you revere, that has all this respect.
Nah, she was a drunk pot smoker, big Genesee cream ale shitter pants.
You know, I picked her up this one time and she sees this guy that
she would flirt with my friends.
And she's upside down and she looks at him.
And she sees him upside down because I've got her, you know,
cradled and she goes, Is that Herb?
Is that Herb?
I don't want him to see me like this.
And then she looks at him and she goes, with her flirting, she goes, Hi, Herb.
And I tell my kids that, my kids to this day will go, Is that herb?
Well, you're touching on something that kind of goes
back to what we were talking about before that the whole cancel thing
expecting people to be perfect.
Yeah.
When you're telling real honest stories, you remind your kids, you
remind the people you're talking or speaking with that, Hey, these
aren't, these are imperfect people.
But.
They occupy a space in this world and they had something to contribute.
They have sometimes it turns into a funny story.
I mean, let's be honest.
When you're a kid, some of the stories where you almost died and
like, Oh my God, it's catastrophic.
Now are the things you laugh about over, you know, a beverage or just, but I'm not
encouraging, you know, Potentially, you know deadly activities, but the things you
do when you're a kid you can sit around.
What's that phrase?
I keep seeing uh shows up in on facebook It's if you can't look
back on your life and realize that you're an idiot when you're younger.
You're still an idiot Yeah, I know yeah that uh that idea but didn't
you write on uh fuller house?
Didn't you didn't were you as a writer and I i'm i'm a Amateur budding screenwriter.
I just for me, it's fun.
It's hobby.
Maybe one day I'll sell screenplay.
Do you find catharsis in and putting a story?
This isn't on a stage.
Naturally, the audience a little bit different on Netflix.
It's family driven, but is there a catharsis in writing, crafting stories,
you know, that kind of thing where you're creating or, or, or, um, you
have empathy for characters to tell me what that's like to, to write and
to create on when you're not on stage.
On that show in particular, like I had a
writing session yesterday.
I'm minting a, um, NFT right now, uh, based on an animated project
that I have with a big animator.
And I got together in a collaborative sense with these people and we
started throwing out things.
And to me, that is a true joy.
Uh, like they laughed and said, that's a good one.
And so one of my things stuck and that's really cool.
You know, I came up with it on the spot.
I then did an impression.
They had never heard me do before of captain Picard.
And I told a story and I made them laugh.
And now we're in a collaborative process.
It's safe.
It's fun.
It's unifying and so forth.
I will tell you, honestly.
Yeah.
The Fuller House experience was not that.
The Fuller House experience was almost the opposite, because first of all,
you have all these standards and practices, you have all these rules,
all these definitions of what's clean and what's not, so when you're at your
full self, you can just say anything.
You know, you and I can say anything right now and there's nothing that's filtered.
You constantly have to filter because if there's rules and guidelines, you
have to follow when you write a show.
The
second, that's a hard to create
a process.
Most certainly because if it's easier to reel it back in, I can tell my,
my students, uh, I say, listen, I'd rather reel you back in and have to
get my foot on your butt to get you to create, you know, it's good just
to kind of throw it all out there.
Then you kind of trim it out.
That's why you've got the shackles
to begin with, though.
It's doesn't work.
It doesn't work as well.
You're not in.
Like I say, genuine energy flow.
And here's the other thing is the people in the room are in fear that they have to
go, they have to get the job next year.
They're auditioning constantly.
Writers are always auditioning for the job the following year.
Isn't
that crazy?
Oh, the entire time.
So there's backstabbing, there's shaming, there's, there's, um, one upsmanship,
there's, you'll throw out a joke and someone else will say it 10 minutes
later and that, and your joke ends up in there, you can't say, I came up with
that 10 minutes ago, you know, it's an hierarchy, there's, you know, uh, there's
the, the bigger producers, there's, It's unbelievable how it's not in flow.
Now the show runner, Jeff Franklin, my old friend, he did a great job.
I thought, and by the way, got fired, you know, from his own show that he created,
um, under, you know, some pretty shady accusations and, but there, again, by
the way, there is another hierarchy.
They took him down.
The people down here took him down because they didn't like the way,
He conducted himself or they didn't like their own egos were hurt.
And so it's an ego, ego driven business.
Has this always been like that?
And in terms of writing, when you only had four net worth
three, no, we write a room that
are notorious, except for like, everybody loves Raymond
is also notorious for the opposite.
Very, very, I happen to know a number of the writers and absolutely positive.
They were out by six o'clock to get home with their families.
You know, Phil Rosenthal apparently was like one of the best show runners
in history, and then you've got the others that it's constant angst and fear
and control and power and all of that.
Where listen, the results are, they have great shows, but I'm letting
you in on the process on the inside.
Most of creative rooms are like that.
They're not supportive.
Uh, it's egos and fear.
And when people are in fear, the results aren't, you know, aren't so great.
So, um, but obviously there's exceptions to that.
And I hear everybody loves Raymond and some other, some other places,
you know, that they, they end up, you know, together for life.
You know, I know Sandler has his crew, they're together for life.
You know, you see that with the Will Ferrell group, although that just
broke up from what I understand, Adam McCain, Will Ferrell, over again, her
ego and stuff like, I mean, Mark, I'm, are you looking at them going, really?
You guys have kajillions.
You've had unbelievable success.
And now you're going to fight over this one thing and like not be friends anymore
To me my friends are friends for life
Yep.
Yeah,
and certainly if if there was a misunderstanding I would straighten
that out But they are friends for life and that goes to show you this transactional
Community that we're in in hollywood.
It's a transactional community, which again is why I left the liberals as well
You know, I left, I'm not going to be a conservative either, but I'd left the
liberals because it's a bunch of phonies.
Well, did you leave liberals
or do they, or did liberals move in a direction?
You're, I think, you know, we all grow and develop and evolve hopefully,
but where you are here, but maybe the definition of what a liberal
or conservative is has changed.
I remember growing up in Texas.
I remember I grew up in a more conservative area.
My family was more liberal.
There, there was still discussion.
Some of my favorite teachers would stop down the class government or history and
You know, we would have discussions about whatever, and they wanted you to know how
to think and express yourself, and I was fortunate to go to a really good school,
but, but as far as the Fuller House thing before I'd be remiss if I didn't
bring up Bob Saget, you know, it's funny.
Having grown up in the, well, the eighties and then seeing Bob Saget, Bob Saget was
the dad, but I also saw him play, uh, his stage act was much more blue, you know,
but, and then after he passed away, he had all these people kind of, he's the, one
of the sweetest guys he was, there it's, I realized, wait a minute, I never knew
anything at all about Bob Saget outside of his kind of Polar persona, not polar
persona, but you know, being the dad or the blue comedy, that's a very good,
uh, it's a very good observation.
It is a polar persona because they're complete opposites.
He, he, he dove into that too, but the true him, you know, I've
known him since he was the deli slicer at pantry pride for my mom.
So I've known him since he was before comedy.
And then my first days in comedy were with him on stage.
And he was already a little ahead of me.
I was 17 and I started, he.
He used to do a bit that I love was, uh, he had a rig on his guitar and he
would like press a button and quarts of water would pour down from the guitar
while he sang while my guitar gently.
And, uh, you know, he'd say bottle of red bottle of white that makes pink.
Yeah.
These really silly, fun things that he would do with his guitar.
And he was like the man back then.
Then he went to Temple university.
I ended up at Temple university.
So I've known him since we were kids.
Basically.
And.
He was always the same guy.
He was always the same guy, no matter how big he became, he knew his roots.
He knows about love and commitment to family.
And that's who he always was.
And that's why he was beloved.
So playing that father was a very much a part of him.
And also playing that dirty guy is very much a part of him.
He got to explore both ends.
And I, it's crazy how much people have accepted that too, because a lot
of times people would cancel if he went on stage and talked about sodomy
or whatever he would talk about.
Well, I love
this character he played on, uh, the movie or the TV show Entourage,
and he played this guy who's just out of control, Hollywood guys like, well,
is that more like what he's like?
He was one guy, but after he passed, there was, I was, I can't
think of the comedian's name.
I mean, you probably know, but he and John Mayer.
Uh, went out to the airport to go pick up his car, uh, pick
up, um, Oh yeah, Jeff Ross.
Jeffrey Ross.
Jeff Ross.
And, and, and,
and Mayor, yeah, they went and got his car.
That
was an enlightening and very sweet and kind of
like a really cool exploration.
I guess it was about 45 minutes, an hour long.
And I watched the whole thing.
I was like, I did not know this about, how did I not know this about Bob Saget?
Um, You know, but everybody said he was a total sweetheart.
He was a mensch.
He did what he could to help you out.
And, and to kind of take it to Louie Anderson, people said the
same thing about him as well.
And I kind of see this, this through line that, and I had known that
about Louie Anderson, that he on the down low would help people
out just as a matter of course.
Um, but, but did you, did you know Louie?
Did you have to spend time with him?
Oh yeah, absolutely.
For 30 years and just a, a very giving spirit, a loving spirit.
Um, that was a wounded man, a wounded man who dealt with his wounds.
In a way of giving back to others.
Um, that was his jam is he would, he was very present, a good person, you know.
Um, obviously some, some wounds that affected him for his entire life,
including his, You know, obesity or whatever he was dealing with a lot
of stuff, but one of the ways he dealt with it was to give laughter,
give joy, hand that to people and acknowledge you in the room.
He was just one of those guys.
Both of them had that in common was.
They'd stop and acknowledge you in front of them, you know, even though
in this crazy busy world of fame and people pulling on you and agents
and producers and all that kind of stuff, they would stop and have these
qualities that could not be compromised.
And about both of them had that in common.
Well
you made a really good point.
You said they, you said that there were wounds that he
dealt with by helping people.
Laugh and isn't there kind of this the Rubicon there's this place you cross I
think as you get older that you could either be bitter and pissed off and angry
at people that done you're wrong or you Go, I'm gonna be true to what it is that
I am and who I am and do the best I can to leave the best mark I can and and
sometimes it seems hard But you know what as much as you do it for others it bounces
back on you That's that's what I've found, you know, and that's I'm not saying I'm
perfect God knows we all have our flaws, but, you know, it being a comedian, isn't
that your part and parcel right there?
You're taking your life and you're balling it up and you're coming
together with Ideas and and and whatever they're gonna be made people
think at the same time You're gonna make them hopefully feel better and
be able to laugh themselves go this.
It's not really not all that bad Yeah, no, and that's actually
I'm teaching it now Instead of just coming and performing and,
you know, all that kind of stuff, which, you know, that inspired me in the past.
I was inspired by people's attention and love and all that kind of stuff.
But then it switched for me, and now it's switched into, I'm trying to get people,
I'm teaching them how to alchemize their own humor, their own laughter, their own
sense of self, and turn it into gold.
And this is what I, this is what my purpose is now.
Uh, and that's my legacy.
That's, that's, that's what, if from now on I'll still make people
laugh, still do great shows,
but it's just going to be more.
What about like, is there, is there a website that if people are like, Hey, that
sounds like something I need in my life.
Yeah.
You go to craigshoemaker.
com or enlightenedup.
com.
I have enlightened up podcasts where it really is about shifting the paradigm from
this fear and doubt and worry and disease.
And it really is about enlighten, my slogan is we
need to enlighten the fuck up.
And you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, my, my other thing in my bio now is.
I'm still raw.
I'm still Philadelphia.
I still give it, you know, I've still got the angst and anger and all that
stuff, but I'm also along this other path of peace and prosperity and abundance.
So I'm stuck between namaste and kiss my ass.
That's kind of where I exist.
You know, it's our job on this planet to, you know, have these discoveries and
do this expedition inside of ourselves.
You know, when we project it to the outside, it's not going to do us any good.
And, and, and I live a lot healthier that way and a lot happier.
And that's the thing is we don't pursue happiness.
We thought the pursuit of happiness is not there.
That's a misnomer.
There's nobody that's actually doing that in our society at the top of society.
They are not encouraging that they're discouraging it, if anything.
So we now have the power.
So I have an enlightened up group, actually.
It's a private group.
You know what I have them do?
I say, why don't you guys share your favorite funny
movies and television shows?
Like, you know how people deal drugs or they deal alcohol
and go here, have a drink.
Here, have an All in the Family.
You know,
Tell them about your favorite episode of All in the Family.
Oh, that's a show.
Do you think All in the Family could be on TV right now?
That's something that people say all the time,
Rickles, they keep saying, you know, like, can it be now?
Can it be now?
Anything can be now.
It's a it's just anything can be now because now we have, you know, well,
if they don't take you down Now we have the freedom of podcasts and so forth and
that is the one good news There is nobody that's going to take your podcast down.
Yeah, but you know We do have these freedoms.
It's just that We need to get together and start a movement.
This is one of the things I'm trying to do right now is start a movement, a laughter
movement, where our energy will take over.
Well, right now it's misery loves company right now.
It's all about, you know, fear, angst, worry, all that stuff.
What if we one by one.
One person at a time, start forming this group that the only purpose is higher
purpose, is to bring joy, laughter, and happiness, levity, and light to the world.
It doesn't cost
you anything to do it.
It doesn't cost
anything.
So if you can gradually do that, and like I said, share funny moments, I'll have
them tell funny stories of their past.
Really, getting down to the roots of things is like, what
made you laugh in your life?
Why don't you share your joy instead of sharing some information about a
political opponent that you don't like, or some guy who's hosting a podcast who
five years ago dropped some N words.
Instead of sharing that to take someone down, let's lift
someone up by sharing that.
It probably, in my mind, it takes a little bit less, it takes
less effort to do that too, you know.
It does, it's no effort.
Uh, but you mentioned something about Don Rickman.
What's your
favorite, what's your favorite comedy movie?
My favorite comedy movie, um.
One that made you laugh, one that didn't turn off the screen.
I remember I had one, I was like, you gotta shut that screen off.
I can't, I can't laugh anymore, I hurt.
I think anything Judd Apatow has out there, I, I, I think the stuff,
I think the movies he puts out, I think are just the best kind of ridiculous.
We need more of that.
We need more kind of, in my mind, rated R comedies that are just kind of like
It's nothing's meant to be taken serious.
You know, that kind of a thing.
I don't know why we don't have more of that.
Uh, you know, he does,
he does have some, by the way, he started by opening for me.
I still have a, I still, I still have a mixtape that he gave me as a, like
a kiss ass present to, Hey, can I, can I drive with you to San Bernardino?
So, uh, yeah.
And Dave Chappelle started with me when he was 14.
And Whitney Cummings toured with me, you know, selling my merchandise.
A lot of these people, you know, I've either guided, mentored,
or just blazed the trail.
And it's amazing to me to watch them.
I love that you just said Judd Apatow.
I wasn't even expecting that.
That's great.
That's a real Kudos to him, man.
He kept at it and he keeps on delivering.
Uh, this is 40 when that came out.
He, sadly, with humor.
That's
one of the really funny.
Oh my God.
But the thing is, there's so much heart to it.
I remember, uh, this, the way he brought his daughters into it, the
way he had, uh, um, um, you know, I got an age where I try to think of
somebody's name who I know very well, probably talk about him all the time.
Who played the dad?
Um, Paul Rudd, Paul Rudd, Paul Rudd.
Oh, there's a scene in there.
There's a scene in there.
I thought I was going to die.
I thought they were looking at tapes of my house.
Like did he had a magnifying glass looking for a hemorrhoid?
I mean, I was like, are you serious?
Or her smoking cigarettes, smoking cigarettes.
That's I'm going, are they did Judd?
Send cameras to my place.
I mean, it was like one of those movies.
I remember laughing my ass off.
My number one, by the way, is planes, trains, automobiles.
And it was one of those movies
that
just laughed my ass off.
That's what I would encourage your audience to start trading, like trading
cards, your funny moments of your life, things that made you laugh, share it
with others, then you get together.
You go, yeah, you watch, so you watch that.
Oh, you watch Schitt's Creek.
Yeah, me too.
What's your favorite scene, all that kind of stuff.
And watch the energy shift, just watch the vibration change that you are creating
now, you're not allowing others with their fear to create your space, you
make your own space, this is what I.
Try to get people to look inside.
There's where your answers are.
And you are funny.
You know, everybody thinks, Oh, you're a standup.
I don't have any training.
My training was my mom, belly dance in my high school graduation party.
There's my training.
Well, I know you got to get going.
My friend, I appreciate you.
But I got my, what I call my Preston's lucky seven quick seven questions.
All right.
Something a little, a little fun, little insight.
First question, favorite comfort food.
Oh, I'd say.
Cashews.
Cashews.
I love cashews.
I was just given the biggest, most giant bag I've ever seen in my life.
I had to give them away.
There were so many, and I just completed them literally yesterday.
The bag with crumbs is right over there right now.
I love cashews.
I used to steal cashews when I was a kid.
I had a, I had this, uh, like big pocket in this jacket that I would wear and
I'd put I would throw them in there when I went to the local Acme market
and I would put, I would steal cashews.
That's my, that's my comfort food.
I love, I love them.
Although they give me cash.
It's healthy.
It's not
chicken McNuggets or something, you know.
Now, who are three people alive or dead, uh, you can sit down
with for y'all over coffee.
Who, who would you want to sit down with if you had the opportunity?
It wouldn't be coffee because I never had a cup, despise
coffee, but we'll say the metaphoric coffee, the tea, the water, the
sit down, somebody that I, that I know or somebody that I don't know.
Yeah.
You know,
three, three, three people that just anybody,
anybody like, you know what?
I would love just to sit down for me at Judd Apatow is one of
the guys I would love to talk to.
Of course, I've had a chance to talk to you a number of times, but somebody
that you, you feel like you could learn from that you're having a conversation.
Bruce Springsteen, without a, without a doubt.
Someone just got me a book of Bruce Springsteen and Barack
Obama, their conversations.
So I'd say Barack Obama, I think that, uh, he and I, believe it or
not, have a very similar background.
And, um, someone pointed out to me that some very successful people
come from single parent families because we had to try harder.
So Springsteen had a missing father, basically Obama, same thing.
I'd like to, I'd like to, you know, I like to sit down with them.
And, um, let's see about a woman.
Um, I mean, there's, there are several women that Meryl Streep, Meryl Streep
is a genius of a different level.
She is a whole other level.
And don't
look up.
Did you see don't look up?
I did.
And I also saw, I saw outtakes.
Where she did 20 different conversations on the phone that she made up on the spot.
You should see this.
Adam McKay put it out.
It's 20 different, completely different conversations that
she's having on the phone.
Make, made every one of them up on the spot.
It took her to a whole other level for me.
Like you saw improv.
That's not something you would expect from her.
That's Jedi.
No.
She's Jedi.
She's a Jedi master.
I would love to sit down with her.
And, and maybe even make out with her too.
I'd like to make out with
her.
Why not?
Why?
Life's life, my friend.
She's very
sexy to me because she's so talented.
I love talent as sexy to me.
Like Stevie Nicks, if she could sing.
Silver Springs to me, you know, I don't care how heavy she is.
I don't care if she's older.
That song just really hits my whole self spirit.
And that is somebody else I'd probably want to sit down with as well.
But for me, you
know, for me, it's Helen Mirren.
I was an older person, you know, cause she's got that sass, you know, you know,
I'm in complete agreement with her.
She, that is one sexy woman because she has confidence in who she is.
She's even been naked.
She doesn't care that that is, she's another one.
She's an auteur.
She's really, really at the top of her game.
Uh, yeah, I'm, I agree with that.
Well, on that note, when you were a kid, who was your celebrity crush?
Farrah Fawcett.
And of course you had to have the poster, right?
I had the poster and then she ended up
doing my movie, The Love Master.
Uh, really?
Yeah,
so I was rehearsing with her, in a car, in a SUV, just the two of
us, and I was practically calling her Ms.
Fawcett, you know, thanks for doing my movie, I really appreciate it, you
know, oh, geez, I'm a big admirer of yours, long time, and she goes, oh,
shut up, I'm just here because I want to know if that love master is real.
And she reaches over and I mean, there was no horn in my crotch.
I'm not carat type.
She reached over and grabbed my junk.
And I, what was sad about this Mark is I was not ready for my
closeup because I was so nervous.
I practically had an any in my crotch and I was so nervous.
And then, then I was ready for my closeup and she wasn't.
Um, but, uh, you know, I could not believe.
you know, she did it like 100.
I
think she did this for that.
That's, that's, that's, that's, that is such a cool
experience to have that person.
You can correct.
Pretty
cool.
Like my lifetime crush here.
She was grabbing my junk.
So, um, but yeah, I mean, I'd say that that's the one
we're now, as we're wrapping up the questions, definition
of a perfect day for you get up.
What, what, what, what's the arc of that perfect day for you?
Well, I really love watching my kids sleep.
So they would still be asleep and I would go and I'd peek in them.
And I'd just see these beautiful innocent faces, just in dreamland.
And that's one of my starts of a day that I absolutely love.
Connecting with others, you know, however that may be, um, really nice
connections, how are you, here's some, you know, share some wisdom with them,
share some, something I read, some, you know, meme or whatever it is, share some
laughs, that's a real big one for me.
Um, getting together with friends with no pomp and circumstance, just getting
together and, um, and sharing with one another, you know, who we truly are.
I mean, that's my, that's my great day.
It comes down to connection and laughter a lot of what you're saying.
I dig it.
And, um, now if you're on one year exotic Island, you can bring one CD or album,
one album and one movie one for one year.
What are you, what are the, what's the album and movie
you're going to bring with you?
Wow.
You know, I can watch Braveheart over and over again.
You know, I like epics.
You know, Godfather's in there.
You know, I mean, I love epic movies.
So I'd say, I'd say Braveheart sounds weird for a comedian.
It loves to laugh.
There was no laughs in there except for when they do something with their
skirts, but that's, that's about it.
And album, um, I guess the best of the Eagles.
Really?
It's not Bruce
Springsteen.
That's a, that's a good point.
The problem with Springsteen is, yeah, well, it would have to be a best of.
Yeah.
Because there's so much It is weird that I didn't say him, but I love the harmonies,
and Springsteen doesn't really have those.
Yeah, that's true, yeah.
Um,
you know, I love harmony, and I think it's so beautiful
the way they harmonize, even though they had They were not harmonious as
people, Glenn Frey and And so on, they were, they were at odds, Don Felder.
But to listen to that guitar riff on hotel, California, that's
something I could listen to over and over and over again.
I mean, yeah, the extended version.
So they have, they have so many hits that are just, and it's diverse.
Their music is very diverse.
So the last two questions are 16 years old.
You're jumping in the DeLorean.
What's that one piece of advice you're going to go back
in time and give yourself?
I'd say it's, um, it's to find, find my true spirit.
Um,
the, the answers are spiritual, not visual, not anything on the outside that
constantly regroup in that way, in a way of significance with a higher source and
tap into that As opposed to the stuff, you know, look, I've had the Emmys, I've
got comedian the year, all these awards.
I would like to say that my, my best trophy was the horse's ass trophy I
got at my ex-wife's family reunion.
I earned that.
I earned that horse's ass trophy . But
I am so, and by the way, that's, that's
something I would love to get.
I know, I, I'm so sorry about that, that I brought that up.
I didn't wanna make you jealous.
But I truly earned it.
But, but that is significant to say that the other thing, the big lesson
in the DeLorean is going back is be okay with the failures, lean into them.
You know, I teach this all the time is like, that's the funniest
stuff is when you can admit your faults and your failures, don't try
to be something that I'm not, I, I kept pursuing things and stuff.
And I will tell you this, the loneliest night of my life.
Was winning the comedian of the year at the American comedy awards.
Loneliest night of my life.
It was so filled with shame.
I was shamed literally.
It was just, I had a target on my back at that time and all the things I thought
it would achieve were the opposite.
And that's a common thing with a lot of people I've heard.
It's that when you think you've reached the mountaintop, really,
it's all this other stuff that really is of more substantive value.
You know, the, the awards and all that stuff in and of themselves didn't hold
the value, but the, you know, like you talk about friends back home and family
and, and the things that you do hold, you know, so, you know, really kind of
finding who you are sooner than later.
And that's, that's something we're always doing.
That's exactly right.
That's, that's when you're jumping at DeLorean.
That's what you, that's what you do.
You, you, you get into your, your higher purpose, your highest
self, your source, your source energy, your genuine energy flow.
That's what you go into.
Not someone else's no agents and producers and fear based people and parties and.
Religions, just dive as deep as you possibly can into your own essence,
your true self, which is joy and laughter and light and levity.
And last question, who, if you had a choice of anybody, when
it's time for the Craig Shoemaker documentary, who's narrating it for you.
Well, you know, everybody wants Morgan Freeman.
Yeah.
I'll do, I'll give you my Morgan Freeman.
I ended the frame.
That's all sag prison where nothing but a set of mother prison clothes and a, an old
rock hammer nearly worn down to the nub.
I would want him doing my March of the shoemakers.
Um, he, uh, Yeah, there's no better, no better narrator
than him or James Earl Jones.
Uh, but, um, yeah, I mean, I think that's, uh, you know, uh, Liam Schreiber,
you know, maybe if I was, I would like him to narrate all my bad sports
moments, cause it's the opposite of him narrating all these documentaries
and, you know, back, uh, you know, watching athletes and stuff, I would
love to have all of my non achievements.
I'll put it,
put it in one.
He's knocking it out of the park.
Yeah.
Uh, with those mattress store commercials, he just had that dry, just
kind of humor thing he's got going on.
It is spot on, but, uh, man, my friend, uh, I appreciate you, uh, more than,
you know, spending time with me.
This is, this is great.
It's the official very first.
First episode, of course.
Thank you again.
Your generosity with your time is more appreciated than, you know,
no problem, bro.
Okay.
I told you he was a cool guy, right?
Craig shoemaker, uh, the love master.
Don't forget YouTube.
Check out the love master, you know, back about 20 plus years ago, uh, my
best friend, uh, Roger and I were, we're watching Craig and at a comedy show.
You know, I knew there was something special about Craig because, uh,
my friend, Roger, when I turned around at the, at the improv to
look at him, he was turning red.
I realized he hadn't taken a breath and I don't know how
long he was laughing so hard.
So that is a Jedi skill and a Craig Shoemaker is solid citizen.
Uh, Love talking to him anytime I have an opportunity.
And thank you again for checking out this, this debut episode of story and craft.
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What comedian do you know has 2 Emmys, appeared on Broadway and was voted Best Male Standup at the American Comedy Awards? Thats right, its The Lovemaster, Craig Shoemaker! Best known for his engaging, relatable standup and iconic baritone-voiced character, The Lovemaster, Craig also has a twice-recurring role on Parks & Recreation and has been seen on every major television network. Craigs latest 90-minute standup special, Daditude, aired prime-time for three months on SHOWTIME Network and then streamed on Netflix and now Amazon Prime. The Los Angeles Times praises him, saying; Shoemaker is insightful and amusing we are moved beyond laughter to tears. His one-hour stand-up special Unzipped aired on Comedy Central to mass acclaim and he was voted one of the Top 20 comedians of all time by viewers. He currently has two reality tv series on Amazon Prime, "Wolf PAC" and "Comedy Kitchen," which he also co-hosts, produced, and created. In 2003, based on his passion for comedy he founded the Laughter Heals Foundation, a nonprofit organization dedicated to using laughter as a healing modality. Craigs diverse talents, story-telling chops, and multi-dimensional ability to entertain in an amusing and relevant way is one act you do not want to miss! He leads the world in laughs per second, so you might want to wear a seatbelt.